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Take A Dive: If You Throw This ‘Rocket Power’ Quiz, We Both Stand To Make A Lot Of Money

Think you know Rocket Power? Take this quiz and see if you’re a full-on awesome Rocket Power fan or just another shoobie. But before you start, you should know a lot of money is going to be changing hands today. If you take a dive, we could both walk out of here with a nice chunk of change.

  1. 1. Are you ready, kid? Here comes the first question. Remember: Take the fall and we’ll both be sitting pretty. What are the names of everyone in the Rocket Power gang?

    Oh, uh, good… you got it right. Yeah, you gotta make it believable, but hopefully we’re on the same page here.

    Nice, nice. Very good. More like that, kid. Question two is coming up. Get ready.

    Very good. But maybe let off the gas a little and pick some answers that look a little closer to a real answer. We don’t wanna get boned on this by overplaying our hand. Question two is coming up. Get ready.

    Nice, nice. Very good. More like that, kid. Question two is coming up. Get ready.

  2. 2. What’s the name of the town where the gang lives?

    World-class acting you got goin’ on there, kid. They’re fallin’ for it hook, line, and sinker.

    C’mon, work with me here. We both got bills to pay. Throw the quiz!

    World-class acting you got goin’ on there, kid. They’re fallin’ for it hook, line, and sinker.

    World-class acting you got goin’ on there, kid. They’re fallin’ for it hook, line, and sinker.

  3. 3. It would be a real shame if you got this one wrong, a real shame: When Beach Break comes to the gang’s town, what new menu item gets created at The Shore Shack?

    You can’t be outclassin’ the quiz here, slick. There’s sellin’ it, and then there’s sellin’ it. If you’re worried you won’t be able to look at your mug in the mirror after this, perish the thought. When this is over and done, you’ll find throwing one measly quiz totally worth the few hundred large in your pocket.

    I knew you’d see it my way. Being a shoobie ain’t so bad if you’re a filthy, stinkin’ rich shoobie, am I right?

    I knew you’d see it my way. Being a shoobie ain’t so bad if you’re a filthy, stinkin’ rich shoobie, am I right?

    I knew you’d see it my way. Being a shoobie ain’t so bad if you’re a filthy, stinkin’ rich shoobie, am I right?

  4. 4. Sammy Dullard wears a shirt with what on it?

    Beautiful, just beautiful. You’re doin’ great out there, kid. As the ancient Hawaiians used to say, “This is yours to lose.” I suggest you do just that.

    Beautiful, just beautiful. You’re doin’ great out there, kid. As the ancient Hawaiians used to say, “This is yours to lose.” I suggest you do just that.

    Beautiful, just beautiful. You’re doin’ great out there, kid. As the ancient Hawaiians used to say, “This is yours to lose.” I suggest you do just that.

    Look, I’m throwing you a goddamn bone, here. I could have picked any lout from here to Peking to help me on this. You need to learn to recognize charity when it’s offered.

  5. 5. Whose sayings does Tito always refer to?

    Listen, kid, after this is over you can be as moral and upstanding as you want. You can go be a goddamn monk for all I care. But right now we’re gettin’ down to the wire, so you best start whiffin’ these Rocket Power questions or you and I are in major trouble.

    Wise choice. You, my friend, are just a few Rocket Power questions away from making us a fortune.

    Wise choice. You, my friend, are just a few Rocket Power questions away from making us a fortune.

    Wise choice. You, my friend, are just a few Rocket Power questions away from making us a fortune.

  6. 6. Which is the real Tito Makani?

    That was the real Tito Makani! Kid, please. I’m begging you. Do. The right. Thing.

    We’re so close! Just one more question and it’s goodbye, troubles!


    We’re so close! Just one more question and it’s goodbye, troubles!

    We’re so close! Just one more question and it’s goodbye, troubles!

  7. 7. Okay. The big one is coming up. You gotta take the fall on the ninth and final question or we’re sunk. Now listen carefully: When the gang does their cool handshake, they say, “Woogity, woogity.” You will pick any answer but “Woogity, woogity.” You got it clear?

    Great. And remember, you gave your word. Even flim-flammers like us have to have a code.

    You picked the wrong time to have a conscience, pal!

  8. 8. I want to hear you say it out loud.

    Yeah, yeah. That’s what I want to hear. Get ready. Here comes the final question.

    If you fuck me over, I swear to god I’ll kill you.

  9. 9. In the Rocket Power episode “The Lingos,” a couple shoobies try to imitate the gang’s handshake by saying what?

    You did it, you beautiful bastard! You did it!

    You did it, you beautiful bastard! You did it!


    You did it, you beautiful bastard! You did it!


    Aaah! You’ve buried me! You’ve buried both of us!


  • Results for Take A Dive: If You Throw This ‘Rocket Power’ Quiz, We Both Stand To Make A Lot Of Money

    VIOLATION: INTENTIONAL THROWING OF THIS ROCKET POWER QUIZ DETECTED

    Run, kid! You threw the quiz too hard and they sniffed out our little racket. Forget your old life. You will live the rest of your days on the run.
  • Results for Take A Dive: If You Throw This ‘Rocket Power’ Quiz, We Both Stand To Make A Lot Of Money

    Major Wipeout! You Don't Know The First Thing About Rocket Power!

    Well done—we did it, kid! You did a good thing tonight. You might not be able to say you’re a totally tubular Rocket Power superfan, but the untraceable cash you just made should ease the pain. Take care of yourself and check your bank account in a couple days, and maybe cool your heels in Tijuana for a bit until this all blows over. If you ever want to game another quiz, you know how to find me.
  • Results for Take A Dive: If You Throw This ‘Rocket Power’ Quiz, We Both Stand To Make A Lot Of Money

    Totally Tubular! You Were Definitely A Rocket Power Grom Growing Up!

    I can’t believe it. I set everything up for you. All you had to do was throw gutter balls. Sure, you can go around calling yourself a “totally tubular grom,” but make no mistake, kid, you just upset some very powerful people, without a red cent to show for it. Better hope we never meet in a dark alley.

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