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Please Take 2 Minutes And Complete This Beverage Pleasure Survey

Thank you for taking this brief survey concerning your beverage pleasure experience. We are extremely committed to improving the pleasure of your beverage, and your participation in this survey is critical to helping us achieve that goal. Please remember to submit the form when you have completed your responses. Thank you.

  1. 1. Please indicate whether the following statement is true or false: You have received a beverage.
  2. 2. Did the beverage arrive on time?
  3. 3. How big of an effect would you say the arrival time of your beverage had on your pleasure?
  4. 4. Once again, thank you for participating in this beverage pleasure survey. It is important that you answer the following question as honestly as possible in order to ensure that we are able to improve beverage pleasure in the future. Your identity will remain anonymous. Please respond to the following question:How would you describe your beverage pleasure?
  5. 5. The survey is nearly complete. Thank you for your time. Now, please indicate whether the following word is an accurate description of your pleasure: “Crisp.”
  6. 6. Which PleasureLad® delivered your beverage?
  7. 7. To the best of your ability, please indicate the mood of the PleasureLad® upon delivery of the beverage.
  8. 8. Each PleasureLad® is required to sing the following song:

    Pleasure, Pleasure, beverage time.
    Have a beverage, feeling fine.
    Have. Have. Have it.
    A beverage is something you have.


    Did the PleasureLad® sing this for you?
  9. 9. You are almost done with the beverage pleasure survey. Thank you for your time. Please answer this final question: Would you be interested in having another beverage at some later point in time?
  10. 10. Thank you for completing this beverage pleasure survey. The following is the final question for the survey: Overall, how would you rate your beverage pleasure?
  • Results for Please Take 2 Minutes And Complete This Beverage Pleasure Survey

    Your Responses Indicate Minimal-To-Nonexistent Beverage Pleasure

    It is extremely distressing to us that your survey results indicate that your beverage pleasure was extremely minimal. This is unacceptable, and we must assure you that we are working to rectify the inadequacies that you experienced so as to ensure future beverages result in large and intense amounts of pleasure. Thank you for completing this survey, and good luck in your future beverage experiences.
  • Results for Please Take 2 Minutes And Complete This Beverage Pleasure Survey

    Your Responses Indicate Moderate Beverage Pleasure

    According to your survey responses, your beverage pleasure was relatively moderate. We appreciate your honesty in completing this beverage pleasure survey, and we look forward to improving the beverage experience so that future beverages may result in more ecstatic amounts of disgusting pleasure. Thank you, and we apologize if this beverage has ruined your life.
  • Results for Please Take 2 Minutes And Complete This Beverage Pleasure Survey

    Your Responses Indicate Extremely High Beverage Pleasure

    Congratulations! The responses that you have submitted indicate that your beverage pleasure was extremely high! This is the result we continually strive for, and your completion of this survey will help us ensure that all beverage experiences are extremely high in pleasure. Thank you for your time, and we hope your next beverage experience is as bloated with pleasure as your survey responses indicate that this one was. Goodnight.

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