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How Many Of These Ways Have You Ruined Christmas?

O come, all ye faithful, and make your mom cry on Christmas.

  1. 1. Check off all the ways you have royally fucked up Christmas below:
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    You Have Truly Firebombed Your Share Of Christmases!

    Looks like we've got a real badass on our hands, because you seem to really get off on flipping double birds at December 25th. Whether you ate the whole Christmas tree before anyone else could have a bite or claimed Jesus was actually left-handed, you have no respect for the nice holiday. You are the embodiment of scorched yuletide earth.
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    You Are A Non-Denominational Angel Of Christmastime!

    Looks like we've got a real softie on our hands, because you seem to really get off on not causing trouble on December 25th. Whether you always wait to eat the Christmas tree until everyone else has had a bite first or quickly admonish people who claim that Jesus was actually left-handed, you have nothing but respect for the nice holiday. For your trouble, you will receive a nice terrarium on Christmas morning.

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