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How Many Of These Ways Has Neil Young Humiliated Your Dad?

Has your dad been thoroughly laid low by folk rock superstar Neil Young? Take this quiz and find out!

  1. 1. Check off all the ways Neil Young has made your dad feel small:
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    Neil Young’s Barely Humiliated Your Dad At All!

    Lucky duck! Neil Young has more or less left your dad alone, and any damage he’s done to your dad’s ego probably isn’t permanent. Either your dad’s managed to stay off Neil Young’s radar or he’s just not worth Neil Young’s time. Whatever the case, your dad definitely dodged a bullet!
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    Neil Young Has Humiliated Your Dad Pretty Badly!

    Wow, it sounds like Neil Young has given it to your dad pretty good. Did your dad do something to piss Neil Young off? Or is he just the kind of person you look at and go, “Man, fuck that guy”? Because Neil Young doesn’t pull out the stops like that for just anyone. Anyway, your dad’s probably had a pretty rough go of it. Maybe you should go comfort him a little.
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    Neil Young Has Thoroughly Humiliated Your Dad!

    Jesus, it sounds like Neil Young is pretty single-mindedly obsessed with humiliating your dad. It’s a wonder Neil’s had any time to record songs or play shows in recent years given how much of his life seems to be devoted to stomping on your dad’s heart. Thanks to Neil Young’s relentless campaign of emotional terror, your dad is probably an utterly broken man. Sorry about that.

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