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How Many Of These Rhyming Couplets Have You Heard Your Plumber Whisper Into Your Shower Drain?

Do you know almost every word of your plumber’s poetic works, or have you let most of them go unheard into the shower drain? Take this quiz to find out!

  1. 1. Check off all of the rhyming couplets that you’ve heard your plumber whisper into your shower drain:
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    You Haven’t Heard A Single Stanza Of Your Plumber’s Whispered Poetry!

    You've borne witness to exactly none of your plumber’s couplets. They are extensions of his heart, but to you, they might as well be the gross clumps of hair that brought him to your shower in the first place. It sounds like you weren’t even home when he came to fix your drain. Maybe he whispered them too quietly? Either way, hopefully you experience another pipe blockage soon, because you’re really missing out on his hushed compositions.
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    You Haven't Heard Many Of Your Plumber’s Whispered Couplets.

    You're at least aware that your plumber's not just fixing your shower drain, but also whispering hushed verses into it. Don't be afraid to ask him to speak up a little if he's too quiet. He may even appreciate the fact that you care to hear it. Next time he's whispering into your shower drain, plop down outside the bathroom doorway and listen up, then take this quiz again!
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    You’ve Heard Your Fair Share Of Your Plumber’s Whispered Couplets.

    Not bad! You've heard a pretty decent amount of your plumber's hushed poetry. In a best-case scenario, one or two of the couplets you heard even struck a chord in your heart and made you feel the part of your plumber’s soul that he was gifted enough to put into words. Keep it up!
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    You’ve Heard So Many Of Your Plumber’s Whispered Couplets!

    Impressive—you’ve absorbed a tremendous amount of your plumber’s poetic works! Your ears are constantly graced by his poetic meter and all of its timeless drainage-related reverie. The language of the plumber’s heart are rose pedals on the bed of your brain, and you are a better person for it. Nice!

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