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How Many Of These Prayers Have You Said For Van Morrison?

You’re kneeling at your bed, your eyes are closed, and your hands are folded. How much prayer bandwidth do you give up for Van The Man?

  1. 1. Check off all the prayers you’ve said for Van Morrison below:
  • Results for How Many Of These Prayers Have You Said For Van Morrison?

    You Have Said Nary A Prayer For Van Morrison.

    When you kneel down next to your bed to scream with God, Van Morrison could not be further from your thoughts. Never mind that he gave the world "Caravan" and "Sweet Thing," you have no space for Belfast's preeminent songsmith in your prayers. Hopefully God doesn't forget to make Van Morrison come to heaven when the time comes. But if he does, that's on you, jefe.
  • Results for How Many Of These Prayers Have You Said For Van Morrison?

    You Have Said A Handful Of Prayers For Van Morrison.

    When you send your shouts to heaven, a select few involve the cultural corporal of Belfast, Mr. Van Morrison. Whether you are wishing for Van to finally figure out how to play an E chord or simply asking God to keep him free from all train-based hazards, Van is never far from your spiritual thoughts. Nice.
  • Results for How Many Of These Prayers Have You Said For Van Morrison?

    You Pray For Van Morrison Almost Exclusively.

    When you shout your qualms to heaven, nearly all of them involve the cultural corporal of Belfast, Mr. Van Morrison. Whether you are wishing for Van to finally figure out how to play an E chord or simply asking God to keep him free from all train-based hazards, Van is the only person you want our lord to know about. Perfect!
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