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How Many Of These Mall Santas Have You Visited?

’Tis the season!

  1. 1. Check off all the mall Santas you’ve paid a visit to:
  • Results for How Many Of These Mall Santas Have You Visited?

    You’ve Barely Visited Any Mall Santas!

    Honestly, though, that’s okay. With all the errands you’ve got to run over the holidays, time is at a premium. Not everyone has the luxury of hopping from Santa to Santa free as they please. Don’t be too hard on yourself!
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    You’ve Visited A Few Mall Santas!

    Hey! You’ve carved out some time to see some Santas! What was wrong with the first one, by the way? Were you looking for second opinions by hopping from Santa to Santa? Take some time to consider what it is you really want out of the world—and whether you could find those things in yourself!
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    You’ve Visited A Whole Heap Of Santas!

    Lord, but you’ve been hitting the Santa circuit hard! You’ve visited just about every mall Santa there is! That’s downright compulsive behavior, friend! The holidays can be tough, so please don’t hesitate to reach out if you need someone to talk to!

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