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Has Every Teacher At Your School Gathered To Watch You Take A Math Test Because You’re Incredibly Smart Or Incredibly Stupid?

Before taking your math test today, a swarm of teachers filed into your classroom and stood over you to either marvel at your intelligence or your stupidity. Take this quiz to figure out which one it was!

  1. 1. Before you started your test, what did your teacher say to all the other teachers that were gathered around you?
  2. 2. Did the teachers do anything when you lingered on a question for longer than usual?
  3. 3. Did the teachers ever stop you in the middle of taking the test?
  4. 4. When you sharpened your pencil, what were the teachers’ reactions?
  5. 5. When you came back from the bathroom in the middle of your test, what were all the teachers doing?
  6. 6. When one of the teachers said, “Good job on that really hard test!” after you finished, which word did they put in air quotes?
  • Results for Has Every Teacher At Your School Gathered To Watch You Take A Math Test Because You’re Incredibly Smart Or Incredibly Stupid?

    Your Teachers Watched You Take A Math Test Because You’re Incredibly Smart.

    All of your teachers decided to come into your classroom and watch you take a test because they wanted to marvel at your intellect. Whether you’re seen as a genius because you actually have above-average intelligence, or because all of your teachers are incredibly stupid, it’s safe to say that, in relation to the people surrounding you, you’re definitely incredibly smart.
  • Results for Has Every Teacher At Your School Gathered To Watch You Take A Math Test Because You’re Incredibly Smart Or Incredibly Stupid?

    Your Teachers Watched You Take A Math Test Because You’re Incredibly Stupid.

    All of your teachers came into your classroom and watched you try to do math because they wanted to see just how stupid you truly are. Whether your teachers were very mean or at least trying to be encouraging, the one thing that’s certain is that the only reason they came to watch you is because of how fucking dumb you are.
  • Results for Has Every Teacher At Your School Gathered To Watch You Take A Math Test Because You’re Incredibly Smart Or Incredibly Stupid?

    From Your Teachers’ Actions, It’s Entirely Unclear If You Are Really Smart Or Really Stupid.

    Wow, this one could really go either way. Everything your teachers said or did while you were taking the test is entirely up to interpretation. You live between worlds, existing both as unbelievably brilliant and a once-in-a-generation dipshit. Perhaps you should stay in this ineffable middle ground for as long as you can; to maintain the possibility of both outcomes precludes the crushing possibility of discovering that you are a slovenly half-wit, a dunce worthy of public mockery. It also precludes learning that you are a genius that may solve humanity’s greatest ills. But there is a safety in this space, there is comfort here. Do not leave its embrace, because here, you can be anything.

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