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Find Out Your Dragon Name As Long As It Isn’t Rugarth Because That One Is Mine

Inside each of us lives a beautiful and majestic dragon. Discover which dragon you are, other than Rugarth. Rugarth is already taken.

  1. 1. What color are your dragon’s glistening scales? Not green, right?

    Rugarth has emerald scales the hue of the ancient elderoak trees, so your scales better not be green.

  2. 2. Where is your draconic lair? Hopefully nowhere near Rugarth’s elfin keep.

    Rugarth dwells in his elfin keep, whiling away the centuries by reading his beloved books, and no other dragons live anywhere nearby. You wouldn’t want that for your dragon, right? You probably want to be part of a phalanx of other dragons, right in the thick of things.

  3. 3. How do you treat your friends? Rugarth is a peaceful but solitary creature, and all supplicants must prove themselves worthy of his time.

    Bartering wisdom for riddle games is Rugarth’s unique thing. Whatever your dragon does, it better not involve riddles.

  4. 4. What is your most treasured possession? Perhaps gold would be a good choice for a dragon such as yourself?

    Green scales or the elfin keep—fine, maybe your dragon can also have those things if you really want. But reading books is a rare trait among dragonkind. Only Rugarth can care about books, okay?

  5. 5. Which magical breath weapon do you blow out from your maw? Keep in mind, I am already Rugarth, and you probably want to be your own dragon.

    If you are trying to be Rugarth, you have to cut that out immediately. Answer honestly and you will get the dragon name that destiny has chosen for you, which cannot be the name of someone else’s dragon.

  6. 6. When an errant knight intrudes upon your sanctum, how do you respond? Do NOT pick answer four. Even if it’s your most preferred choice, just don’t pick answer four, ok?

    Please don’t be Rugarth. Rugarth is my inner dragon, and if you’re Rugarth, I don’t know what I would do. I hope I’m conveying how important it is to me that you’re not Rugarth.

  7. 7. Which mighty battle cry does your dragon roar as it springs into battle?

    Let’s find out your dragon, and it better not be Rugarth.

  • Results for Find Out Your Dragon Name As Long As It Isn’t Rugarth Because That One Is Mine

    You Are Kelvorax

    You possess a hot temper and an unquenchable ego, and thank Jesus you are not Rugarth. You are the mighty Kelvorax, and all stand in awe of your power. Rugarth, on the other hand, is timid and wise, very different than Kelvorax in practically every way imaginable! There’s absolutely no doubt that I am Rugarth and you are Kelvorax. Great!
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    You Are Illystria

    Fortunately, you are Illystria! You are a benevolent wyrm who seeks friendship between dragonkind and humanity, and most importantly, you are not Rugarth. Although you dislike violence, you never hesitate to fly to the aid of your friends. You are not Rugarth.
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    You Are Tyndallion

    Wow, I was worried you were going to be Rugarth, but you’re actually Tyndallion, the scourge of the oceans! What a weight off my shoulders. Seafarers tremble at the mere mention of your name. When your winged shadow falls upon a ship, it spells certain doom, save for the select few that it amuses you to spare. I’m so happy you’re not Rugarth.
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    Goddamn It, You Are Rugarth

    Are you fucking kidding me? We’re both Rugarth??? This is an absolute travesty, and I blame you entirely. You clearly set out to be Rugarth the second you started taking this dragon quiz, even though I EXPLICITLY told you not to. And now you’re Rugarth. I told you I was Rugarth. This fucking sucks.

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