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Fiddle-Dee-Dee! I Am The Quizmaster Who Shall Test Your Abilities!

Fiddle-dee-dee and tally-ho,
I am the Quizmaster, here to assay what you know.
Oh, huzzah! Let’s begin, wise stranger! This is sure to be a garden of pleasures!

  1. 1. I am hated by most, but needed by all,
    I never rise up, only down do I fall;
    What am I?

    Tee-hee-hee! You got it wrong! But keep trying, and I’m sure your luck will change ere long.

    Tee-hee-hee! You got it wrong! But keep trying, and I’m sure your luck will change ere long.

    Zounds! That’s correct. Smart as a whip you are and twice as quick.

    Tee-hee-hee! You got it wrong! But keep trying, and I’m sure your luck will change ere long.

  2. 2. Fee and Fie and Pigs and Cats,
    I’m long and thin when I’m young;
    But with age, I’m short and fat,
    What, pray tell, dearest, am I?

    Marry! Yes, a candle be the answer. Well guessed, sweet one.

    Alack! No, ’twas a candle. But let us keep our riddlesome endeavor going. Perhaps a passing donkey may bless you with some help! Ho-hee-ho!

    Alack! No, ’twas a candle. But let us keep our riddlesome endeavor going. Perhaps a passing donkey may bless you with some help! Ho-hee-ho!

    Alack! No, ’twas a candle. But let us keep our riddlesome endeavor going. Perhaps a passing donkey may bless you with some help! Ho-hee-ho!

  3. 3. Lo and behold and heed it well,
    I’m not a fiddle and I’m not a bell.

    Nay, it was a dog’s head, looby. Mayhap a hat for you proclaiming you King of the Dolts is in order?

    Nay, it was a dog’s head, looby. Mayhap a hat for you proclaiming you King of the Dolts is in order?

    It was a dog’s head! By His eyes, you posses the cunning of a wizard.

    Nay, it was a dog’s head, looby. Mayhap a hat for you proclaiming you King of the Dolts is in order?

  4. 4. Screaming cows and bread unleavened,
    I am a box who cannot sleep,
    Whose job is sending souls to the heavens,
    Oh, who could I possibly be?

    Nay! It was the Curiosity Mars rover. It is metaphorically sending us all to the heavens with the amazing pictures and revolutionary new data it’s sending back.

    Nay! It was the Curiosity Mars rover. It is metaphorically sending us all to the heavens with the amazing pictures and revolutionary new data it’s sending back.

    Nay! It was the Curiosity Mars rover. It is metaphorically sending us all to the heavens with the amazing pictures and revolutionary new data it’s sending back.

    Oh, yay indeed, the Curiosity Mars rover! It is metaphorically sending us all to the heavens with the amazing pictures and revolutionary new data it’s sending back.

  5. 5. Little Baby Tiny Bear,
    Dead child in stocking cap;
    Tell Riddlemaster, weary traveler,
    What has hands but cannot clap?

    Yes! A clock. Why, you’re as canny as an elderly castle mouse! You may just breathe the free air anon.

    Nay, ’twas a clock. God’s wounds, this maze may be your grave, sweet one.

    Nay, ’twas a clock. God’s wounds, this maze may be your grave, sweet one.

    Nay, ’twas a clock. God’s wounds, this maze may be your grave, sweet one.

  6. 6. Sweetest punch and brightest eyes,
    Ding-dong ding-dong ding;
    Lumps upon a firstborn child,
    The biggest dog is king.

    Nay! ’Twas corn!

    Nay! ’Twas corn!

    Yes! Corn!

    Nay! ’Twas corn!

  • Results for Fiddle-Dee-Dee! I Am The Quizmaster Who Shall Test Your Abilities!

    You’re A Crafty Son Of Adam

    A true gundygut of the king’s wisdom, you are. You may continue trying to solve this deadly, deadly maze while I disappear into this cloud of purple smoke.
  • Results for Fiddle-Dee-Dee! I Am The Quizmaster Who Shall Test Your Abilities!

    You’re A Common Knave!

    You are of middling mind. A pit begins to open beneath your feet. Are you deft enough to elude its deadly chasm? Hee-hee! Hoo-hoo! We shall see.
  • Results for Fiddle-Dee-Dee! I Am The Quizmaster Who Shall Test Your Abilities!

    You’re A Proper Featherhead

    A duncely fadoodle if I’ve ever seen one. You have failed terribly and so I have killed you with Riddle Magic.

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