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Does Your Relationship Need An Original Love Song Composed By Kathy D’Jazz?

Is your relationship rough like the husky voice of a morning lover or is it smooth, smooth, smooth? Let legendary sweet talker and ivory tickler Kathy D’Jazz compose you up a little number to get down to while the lovin’s good, dig it?

  1. 1. Now, everybody knows that if you want a love song from Kathy D’Jazz, you’ve got to let Kathy D’Jazz do her thing. And Kathy’s first, sensual question on that never-ending quest toward musical enlightenment is as follows:

  2. 2. There are three things you need to know about Kathy D’Jazz: She’s got a voice sweeter than a kiss on the cheek, she’s got moves smoother than butter on a silk robe, and she works in the sensual, sensual stock room of Banana Republic. But now you’ve got to tell Kathy D’Jazz something about yourself:

  3. 3. Kathy D’Jazz has never been classically trained in the art of making sonic love to the ears of all you lost souls out there, but she borrowed her niece’s keyboard, and it’s got some real groovy settings. Before she goes any further, Kathy’s going to need to put that smooth, sultry keyboard into saxophone mode and break it down for a moment.

  4. 4. Now, while we’re at it, Kathy D’Jazz has been thinking about quitting her job at the mall and getting real, real into watercolor.

  5. 5. Well, Kathy D’Jazz is gonna go ahead and keep her sweet, sensual options open. In the meantime, Kathy’s on borrowed time with this keyboard, so how about we take it for another spin and see if we can’t drum up a little number that will make you believe in love all over again. Kathy’s a chef of romance, and she’s cooking up a song guaranteed to make you and your man swoon. It’s got one part melody, two parts soul, and three thousand parts jazz. How about we take a little listen?

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  • Results for Does Your Relationship Need An Original Love Song Composed By Kathy D’Jazz?

    Yeah Baby, You Need A Song

    Everyone can benefit from a little more Kathy D’Jazz in their lives. Let Kathy write you a sweet, sultry song that will ignite those flames of passion deep within you and make your heart melt faster than candle wax dripped onto the chest of a lover or an ice cream cake left in a mall parking lot. Make sure to drop by the Banana Republic while she's working to say thanks to Kathy.
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    Oh, Baby, You Definitely Need A Song

    Everyone can benefit from a little more Kathy D’Jazz in their lives. Let Kathy write you a sweet, sultry song that will ignite those flames of passion deep within you and make your heart melt faster than candle wax dripped onto the chest of a lover or an ice cream cake left in a mall parking lot. Make sure to drop by the Banana Republic while she's working to say thanks to Kathy.

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