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Do You Deserve Hair?

Hair is a beautiful flower that grows out of your big, tiny brain until you die. But do you deserve to have it? Take this quiz to find out!

  1. 1. Hair is a flower.
  2. 2. Hair is a flower. It comes from the brain and it lives on your head. This is true.
  3. 3. Okay, now that you understand that hair is a flower, please answer the following question: Do you have hair, and in your opinion, do you deserve to have hair?
  4. 4. Well, we’ll just have to see if you really do deserve hair or not. Consider the following nightmare: You are in a burning building with your long, beautiful hair. What do you do?
  5. 5. When we die, our hair…
  6. 6. Which of these gods do you pray to at night?
  7. 7. Hair is a flower.
  8. 8. Please indicate your emotional response to the following sentences: “There’s some people… they don’t even have any of it. They don’t even have any hair.”
  9. 9. Please finish the following sentence: “Hair should be…”
  10. 10. How would you use this to help hair?

  • Results for Do You Deserve Hair?

    You Deserve Hair

    YOU are the fabulously wonderful, rare kind of person who DESERVES hair! Whether or not you have hair, the important thing is that you SHOULD have hair and you MUST have hair and you WILL have hair if you do not CURRENTLY have hair because you DESERVE hair. Have faith and the flower of hair will crawl out of your brain soon enough. And when that happens, you can stand tall and proud knowing that you are deserving of hair. Nice!
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    You Don’t Deserve Hair

    You wretch. You delinquent. You do not deserve hair. Hair is a beautiful flower that explodes out of your brain, and then many years later you die of a different thing like choking or murder. It is a GIFT. And an HONOR. If you have hair you should fucking give it to someone who actually deserves it, because you sure as hell don’t. How DARE you even THINK that you deserve hair. Please do not ever come back to this quiz again.

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