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Can You Redeem Count Dooku In The Eyes Of Your Father-In-Law?

In Star Wars, Count Dooku plays a major role for the dark side as a sith lord. It’s a regrettable choice that, for a casual moviegoer like your father-in-law, condemns the man entirely. Do you think you have the sensitivity and refinement to redeem Count Dooku in the eyes of your father-in-law?

  1. 1. It’s not easy to make people change their beliefs, and if your father-in-law isn’t in a receptive mood, you may as well kiss any possibility of absolving Count Dooku goodbye. How will you go about broaching the subject?
  2. 2. Your father-in-law considers the flashy fight sequences to be the coolest thing about Star Wars, and he thinks Obi-Wan Kenobi’s fight against a cheating, four-armed Count Dooku is the coolest one of all. How will you explain that, despite being a sith lord, Count Dooku is first and foremost a man of honor and would never cheat in battle and that your father-in-law seems to be confusing Count Dooku with General Grievous?
  3. 3. Your father-in-law seems to think that Count Dooku is a vampire. It’s unclear exactly where the wires got crossed, but you’re in for an uphill battle if you can’t clear this up. How will you handle this?
  4. 4. When your father-in-law plays Star Wars with your daughter and he has to be Count Dooku, he invariably cackles like a caricature of an evil villain and chases your daughter around, unaware or simply unwilling to consider for one moment that perhaps there was a valid reason Count Dooku became disenchanted with the Jedi and senators and ultimately turned to the dark side in a desperate, misbegotten bid to fix the galaxy. What will you say to him?
  5. 5. Finally, if you were to get your father-in-law to admit he was wrong about Count Dooku, what would you do?
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    You Would Not Be Able To Redeem Count Dooku In The Eyes Of Your Father-In-Law

    Sorry, but it doesn’t look like you’d be able to make any progress in redeeming Count Dooku in the eyes of your father-in-law. Your all-or-nothing mentality would clash with your father-in-law’s strong personality and would even go so far as to bring ruin to the family. You would make a giant mess of things and the question of Count Dooku’s inherent morality would be lost in the ensuing blood feud you would inevitably start.
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    You’d Make Some Good Points But Ultimately Fail To Redeem Count Dooku In The Eyes Of Your Father-In-Law

    You would not do great, but don’t take it personally. Changing people’s rigid perspectives is one of the hardest things to do in life. The fact that you got your father-in-law to open his mind a little and accept that Count Dooku’s guiding light is perhaps more nuanced than he first suspected is a victory in itself. Try again and see if you can’t be more persuasive.
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    You Would Totally Redeem Count Dooku In The Eyes Of Your Father-In-Law

    Wow! You would totally nail this whole redeeming Count Dooku thing! After talking with someone as thoughtful and patient as you, who wouldn’t be convinced? Thanks to your interpersonal skills, you and your father-in-law’s relationship would reach new heights as you bond over your shared belief that Count Dooku is an inherently moral man. Awesome!

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