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Can You Match The Stephen King Monster To The Novel’s Drawn-Out Description Of How It Goes To The Bathroom?

How well do you remember Stephen King’s descriptions of how his monsters go to the bathroom? Take this quiz to find out!

  1. 1. Kurt Barlow, the vampire in ’Salem’s Lot

    Nope, not quite. The correct answer is that Kurt Barlow constantly mistakes having to use the bathroom for the onset of vampire puberty.

    Nope, not quite. The correct answer is that Kurt Barlow constantly mistakes having to use the bathroom for the onset of vampire puberty.

    Correct! Kurt Barlow constantly mistakes having to use the bathroom for the onset of vampire puberty.

    Nope, not quite. The correct answer is that Kurt Barlow constantly mistakes having to use the bathroom for the onset of vampire puberty.

  2. 2. Pennywise, the murderous clown from It

    Not quite! The correct answer is that Pennywise insists on going to the bathroom above ground, even though it is deeply inconvenient for him to do so.

    Not quite! The correct answer is that Pennywise insists on going to the bathroom above ground, even though it is deeply inconvenient for him to do so.

    Correct! Pennywise insists on going to the bathroom above ground, even though it is deeply inconvenient for him to do so.

    Not quite! The correct answer is that Pennywise insists on going to the bathroom above ground, even though it is deeply inconvenient for him to do so.

  3. 3. Cujo, the rabid dog in Cujo

    Nope, sorry. According to the novel, Cujo uses the bathroom both inside and outside simultaneously.

    Nope, sorry. According to the novel, Cujo uses the bathroom both inside and outside simultaneously.

    Nope, sorry. According to the novel, Cujo uses the bathroom both inside and outside simultaneously.

    Yep! According to the novel, Cujo uses the bathroom both inside and outside simultaneously.

  4. 4. Christine, the possessed vintage automobile in Christine

    Wrong. The right answer was the tampon one.

    It’s the tampons thing. That’s what she does.

    Wrong. The right answer was the tampon one.

    Wrong. The right answer was the tampon one.

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