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Can You Keep Tony Shalhoub Entertained While He Waits For Your Daughter To Get Ready For Their Date?

Tony Shalhoub is here to pick up your daughter, but she’s not ready yet. Do you have what it takes to keep him engaged while she finishes up?

  1. 1. You open your front door after hearing 12 knocks, and Tony Shalhoub is there. He wordlessly gives you a damp sleeping bag, which appears to be some sort of gift. It’s clear that he expects your daughter to be ready, but she’s still upstairs. It’s just you and him for now. What are you going to say to break the ice with Tony Shalhoub?
  2. 2. Tony Shalhoub is not a patient man. He keeps asking where your daughter is, how tall she is, and if she’s “ready to get down with Monk.” He gets excited when he spots her graduation photo in the living room, and he starts violently waving the ferns that he brought her in front of it. You need to distract Tony Shalhoub or he’s going to break something in your house. How would you catch Tony Shalhoub’s attention?
  3. 3. Your daughter yells something down the stairs about how she doesn’t look beautiful enough for Shalhoub yet and needs more time. In the meantime, Tony Shalhoub is looking at everything in your garbage can with a magnifying glass and asking if it’s an aphrodisiac. Try putting on an episode of Monk to get him talking about his job and keep him out of your trash. Which episode would you play?
  4. 4. Tony Shalhoub is tired of the TV, and now he’s talking about the Lhoub Museum, which is the closet where he keeps old shoes that don’t fit him anymore. He keeps bragging about how none of the shoes fit him. Maybe you can distract with something from the kitchen. What would you give Tony Shalhoub to drink?
  5. 5. When Tony Shalhoub is waiting for a date, he’ll sometimes invite over his friend Stanley Tucci, whom he calls “Also Tony Shalhoub.” If Stanley Tucci arrives to wait for his own date with your daughter, what would you do?
  6. 6. Tony Shalhoub and Stanley Tucci have started arguing about who can sit down faster. Tony Shalhoub sits down quickly enough that 15 condoms and a Cheesecake Factory gift card fall out of his pocket. How do you respond?
  • Results for Can You Keep Tony Shalhoub Entertained While He Waits For Your Daughter To Get Ready For Their Date?

    You Kept Tony Shalhoub Entertained While He Waited For Your Daughter To Get Ready For Their Date!

    Tony Shalhoub and your daughter happily went to The Cheesecake Factory and split a carrot cake, and then he fingered her in a middle school parking lot. Great work!
  • Results for Can You Keep Tony Shalhoub Entertained While He Waits For Your Daughter To Get Ready For Their Date?

    You Engaged Tony Shalhoub Too Much, And Now He’s Too Comfortable Around You.

    He hangs around your house too much and is always touching everything. He set up a fort in the living room that he calls the Metropolitan Museum of Lhoub, and it’s filled with his old Band-Aids. Your daughter dumped him.
  • Results for Can You Keep Tony Shalhoub Entertained While He Waits For Your Daughter To Get Ready For Their Date?

    You Antagonized Tony Shalhoub.

    You insulted Tony Shalhoub until he fired up his Camry and left, which broke your daughter’s heart. She called you an asshole for ruining her chances with Shalhoub. Ouch!
  • Results for Can You Keep Tony Shalhoub Entertained While He Waits For Your Daughter To Get Ready For Their Date?

    You Did Not Keep Tony Shalhoub Entertained While He Waited For Your Daughter To Get Ready For Their Date.

    You safely removed Tony Shalhoub from your home before he got a chance to take your daughter to The Cheesecake Factory with Stanley Tucci. You’re a good father, but you’re a bad host. Hope you can live with that.

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