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Are You Mommy’s Little Sweetheart Or Daddy’s Marvelous Lamb Man?

Everyone knows that you are a precious ball of innocent goo beloved by Mommy and Daddy both, but what is your type? Are you Mommy’s Little Sweetheart or Daddy’s Marvelous Lamb Man? Find out below!

  1. 1. Are you Little, or are you Marvelous?
  2. 2. Are you best known for a sugary disposition that Mommy can’t get enough of, or for being a marvelous hybrid between lamb and man that makes Daddy howl with emotion?
  3. 3. Which of these things is Daddy most likely to say when you come plowing through?
  4. 4. Which of the following bumper stickers does Mommy have on her car?
  5. 5. Which lullaby do Mommy and Daddy sing to you when it’s time to have a sleep of it?
  6. 6. Which labor union do you belong to?
  7. 7. When you grow up, what will you be called?
  8. 8. Okay, last question: Where are you going to die?
  • Results for Are You Mommy’s Little Sweetheart Or Daddy’s Marvelous Lamb Man?

    You Are Mommy’s Little Sweetheart

    How good! You have been designated as Mommy’s Little Sweetheart! You are the apple of Mommy’s eye, and you are going to die in her web. When you enter a room, the horns cough their triumphant music, and the Sweetheart (you) marches in to the deafening shrieks of Mommy, who is happy to see you around. This is because of who you are, which is Mommy’s Little Sweetheart. Congratulations.
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    You Are Daddy’s Marvelous Lamb Man

    How positive! It has been revealed that you are none other than Daddy’s Marvelous Lamb Man. This is a major plus for many reasons. First of all, the army wants to kill you because you are so, so marvelous and so, so a lamb monster who has got the legs of a man, the body of a lamb, and the head of a lamb man. This fact is bright! Beyond this, Daddy is always slicing off bits of his own leg for you to nibble on. Daddy’s leg is rich in the Problem Vitamin, which is vital for any dying lamb man who needs to get strong fast and die right away! You are truly chained to the high life as Daddy’s Marvelous Lamb Man, and when you die in Daddy’s nest, you will be on the news, and they will make a movie about your life starring CGI. Congratulations.
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    You Are Grandmother’s Heavy Industrial Cinder Block

    How surprising and wrong! You broke the rules of this online quiz and have declared yourself to be Grandmother’s Heavy Industrial Cinder Block. Grandmother lugs you around to all of her science experiments, and the weight of you turns her spine into dust and discomfort. You will live forever in Grandmother’s Industrial Bungalow, and when they make a movie about your life, they will put lipstick on the heaviest, most rebellious boulder and that is who will play you in the movie. You are, according to you, Grandmother’s Heavy Industrial Cinder Block. Congratulations.

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