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Are You In A Cult Or An Off-Broadway Production Of ‘Jersey Boys’?

You’ve found yourself in a second-rate theater in Uptown Manhattan, dancing and singing to songs that you’re mostly unfamiliar with. You’re not sure exactly what’s happening, but you keep going along with it because there’s an audience of hundreds of people watching you and a man off to the side of the stage who looks like he’ll kill you if you stop bopping along to the beat. Your only clue is the one song you’ve sung that you have recognized, “Sherry” by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. So are you in an off-Broadway production of Jersey Boys or something even more sinister?

  1. 1. What does the angry man off to the side of the stage look like?
  2. 2. How are you keeping up with the choreography?
  3. 3. What have you eaten today?
  4. 4. Has the man who seems to be in charge said anything revealing?
  5. 5. Have you made any friends yet?
  6. 6. When do you think the world will end?
  7. 7. What has your favorite part of this whole experience been?
  • Results for Are You In A Cult Or An Off-Broadway Production Of ‘Jersey Boys’?

    You’re In Jersey Boys!

    Wow, what an incredible opportunity. Maybe lay off the booze a little so you don’t have to ask yourself this question again though.
  • Results for Are You In A Cult Or An Off-Broadway Production Of ‘Jersey Boys’?

    Honestly, It Could Really Go Either Way

    Sorry, but there is simply no way to tell if you are in an off-Broadway production or a cult. The commotion you hear outside could either be an opening night crowd or the FBI preparing to raid your position. We hope you either break a leg or escape with your life!
  • Results for Are You In A Cult Or An Off-Broadway Production Of ‘Jersey Boys’?

    You’re In A Cult!

    Oh no. You seem to be lost under the sway of a false prophet. Please try your best to break this spell. There’s help out there. You just need to ask for it.

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