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Science FTW: Scientists Have Announced That Even Though Dolphins Are Very Smart For Animals, They Could Never Replace Human Scientists

Feb. 2, 2018
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OMG Too Cute: This Weiner Dog And Potbelly Pig That Became BFFs After Eating Their Dead Owner Is Everything

Feb. 2, 2018
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Inclusivity Win! Marvel Will Now Have Bruce Banner Briefly Turn Into A Honduran Man Before Transforming Into The Hulk

Feb. 2, 2018
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‘I Wanted To Become The Oldest Best Actor Nominee At The Age Of 125 For You Don’t Mess With The Zohan 15’: 5 Questions With Timothée Chalamet

Feb. 2, 2018
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Amazing Discovery: Art Experts Have Used Ultraviolet Light To Determine That The Mona Lisa’s Brain Is The Size Of A Grape

Feb. 2, 2018
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Probably Bullshit But Still A Little Scary: Ethan Is Claiming That His Super Soaker Is Filled With Pee

Feb. 2, 2018
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Find Out What Alton Brown, Denis Leary, And Sissy Spacek Have To Say

Feb. 2, 2018
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Victory For Americans: Congress Just Passed A Bill Listing All The Problems They’d Like A Generous Billionaire To Solve For Them

Feb. 1, 2018
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Nightmare For Patriots Fans: Tom Brady Messed Up His TB12 Diet By Eating A Carrot On Radish Day And Ballooned To 500 Pounds

Feb. 1, 2018
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Unfinished Business: John Ritter’s Hand Just Shot Up From His Grave Holding A Note Containing One Final Rule For Dating His Teenage Daughter

Feb. 1, 2018
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Child Prodigy: This 8-Year-Old Has Already Found His Dad’s Gun

Feb. 1, 2018
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Devastating: Nintendo Has Pushed Back The Release Of The New Yoshi Game From The Night Of A Broken Moon To When The Cockerel Crows Thrice At A Tar-Black Sun

Feb. 1, 2018
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Find Out What The Edge, Sally Hawkins, Elon Musk, And More Have To Say

Feb. 1, 2018
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Finally: The Indians Are Replacing Their Racist Mascot Chief Wahoo With A White Woman Wearing A Native American Halloween Costume

Jan. 31, 2018
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End Of An Era: With Donald Trump’s Plans To Send More Prisoners To Guantánamo, George W. Bush Is Being Asked To Stop Renting Out The Prison On Airbnb

Jan. 31, 2018
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Culture Shock: Everything You Need To Know About ‘This Is Us’

Jan. 31, 2018
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Bridging The Divide: Christian And Muslim Show Each Other Their Most Private Shark Drawings

Jan. 31, 2018
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We Get It, You’re Here A Lot: This Guy’s Girlfriend Has Proudly Appointed Herself The Steward Of His Apartment For The Duration Of His Party

Jan. 31, 2018
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Heartbreaking: When Firefighters Showed Up To A Burning Building, They Spent Too Long Learning Each Other’s Names To Save Anybody

Jan. 31, 2018
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Find Out What Bill Nye, Kyra Sedgwick, Macaulay Culkin, And More Have To Say

Jan. 31, 2018
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