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‘My Next Collaboration Will Be With Drake Designing A New Kind Of Ceiling Fan’: 5 Questions With Miley Cyrus

Nov. 10, 2017
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The Only 5 Grandpas Who Have Never Gotten Horny From Betty Boop

Nov. 10, 2017
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5 Safe Places To Hide Your Money From Buddha

Nov. 10, 2017
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Find Out What Dr. Oz, Kyrie Irving, Aaron Judge, And More Have To Say

Nov. 10, 2017
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Deeply Troubling: John Kelly Just Received A WhatsApp Message From President Trump In China That Said ‘You Have Unmarried Daughter? URGENT’ With No Explanation

Nov. 9, 2017
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Embarrassing: Barack Obama Has Been Kicked Off Of Jury Duty For Yelling ‘Crucify Him!’ Too Many Times

Nov. 9, 2017
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4 Times The Count Fucked Up Teaching A Moral Lesson On ‘Sesame Street’ Before He Was Limited To Just Being The Counting Guy

Nov. 9, 2017
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Culture Shock: Everything You Need To Know About ‘American Horror Story’

Nov. 9, 2017
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Find Out What The Dalai Lama, George H.W. Bush, Kathryn Bigelow, And More Have To Say

Nov. 9, 2017
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Heartwarming: Man Shares Comb-Over With Bald Man In Need

Nov. 9, 2017
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Feud Heats Up: Taylor Swift Wrote An Epic Twitter Thread Ripping Into The Ninja Who Killed Her Parents

Nov. 9, 2017
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If We Ban The AR-15, We Might As Well Admit The Seagull In My Front Yard Has Won

Nov. 8, 2017
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Historic: Now That Danica Roem’s Been Elected, Trans Teens Have Enough Role Models To Stop Convincing Themselves Chaz Bono Is Cool

Nov. 8, 2017
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Out Of Control: 5 Times Wimbledon Had To Be Canceled After The Ball Boys And Ball Girls Adopted A Pack Mentality

Nov. 8, 2017
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Learning Piano? Here Are 5 Ways That Elton John Will Jealously Try To Sabotage You

Nov. 8, 2017
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Major Disaster: Over 6,000 Chimpanzees Have Escaped From An Overturned Pepsi Truck That Crashed On The Highway

Nov. 8, 2017
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New Virility Supplement For Women! PatriotHole’s HappyGal Security Pollen Will Cause A Loud Bellow To Emanate From Your Feminine Problem-Hole To Frighten Away Thieves

Nov. 8, 2017
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Find Out What Katy Perry, Clayton Kershaw, Jonathan Scott, And More Have To Say

Nov. 8, 2017
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6 Simple Meals To Make For When Your Wife Comes Over For Dinner

Nov. 7, 2017
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Body Positivity FTW! First Response Is Releasing A Stick Women Can Pee On To Find Out That They Are Beautiful

Nov. 7, 2017
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