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Every Grandparent From ‘Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory,’ Ranked By How Much They Pissed In The Bed They Shared

Oct. 9, 2017
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It’s Happening! Paul McCartney Is Getting His Very Own Car!

Oct. 9, 2017
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If They Continue To Remain Silent As Trump Ends DACA, I Will Never Attend A Blue Man Group Performance Again

Oct. 9, 2017
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Gun Safety FTW! Walmart Is Releasing A Gun Storage Maze That Your Child Will Get Lost In For All Eternity Long Before They Ever Find Your Gun

Oct. 9, 2017
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It’s Officially Fall: Someone Put A Witch Hat On Grandma

Oct. 9, 2017
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Find Out What Bill Nye, Buzz Aldrin, Miles Teller, And More Have To Say

Oct. 9, 2017
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When This Dad Realized That He Couldn’t Make It To His Son’s T-Ball Game, He Anonymously Called In A Bomb Threat To Get The Game Canceled

Oct. 8, 2017
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Culture Shock: Everything You Need To Know About Coldplay

Oct. 7, 2017
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Missing A Legend: Bob Dylan Has Had To Hang Out With John Lithgow By Himself Since Tom Petty Died Even Though They Were Really Only Friends Through Tom Petty

Oct. 6, 2017
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5 Signs That Your Grandmother’s Sewing Circle Has Become Militarized

Oct. 6, 2017
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Find Out What Demi Moore, Wes Anderson, Daniel Radcliffe, And More Have To Say

Oct. 6, 2017
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Sure, Okay: This 65-Year-Old High School Math Teacher Made A LinkedIn For Some Reason

Oct. 6, 2017
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Remembering A Legend: 5 Times Buddy Holly Performed In Front Of An Audience Of 2,000 Fortune-Tellers All Screaming At Him To Never Get On An Airplane

Oct. 6, 2017
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Massive Recall: Montblanc Is Warning That Its Luxury Pens Could Be Used To Sign Over An Heiress’ Fortune To A Deceptive Young Lover With Murderous Intent

Oct. 6, 2017
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Heartbreaking: Pope Francis Told Sylvester Stallone Over Twitter That He Did Everything He Could But Sylvester’s Going To Hell

Oct. 6, 2017
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The Nobel Committee Has Rescinded Kazuo Ishiguro’s Prize After Discovering A College Sophomore’s Essay About How ‘Never Let Me Go’ Is An Indulgent And Clunky Social Satire

Oct. 5, 2017
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Stepping Up: The NRA Has Finally Responded To The Las Vegas Shooting By Giving Each Of The Victims A Perfect NRA Scorecard

Oct. 5, 2017
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Find Out What Mark Cuban, Shawn Mendes, Roger Goodell, And More Have To Say

Oct. 5, 2017
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RED ALERT: GLOBALIST BILLIONAIRES Have Arranged A SECRET MEETING In Davos Where They’re ALL HANGING OUT WITHOUT ME!

Oct. 5, 2017
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Owning Up: Sega Has Officially Apologized For Its Role In Supplying Nazi Soldiers With ‘Sonic The Hedgehog’ Games

Oct. 5, 2017
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