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Attention, Patriots: Share This Video On Your Facebook Wall To Let The World Know That Your President Is In Charge Of You

May 17, 2017
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An Abortion Doctor So Sexual That Your Daughter Gets Horny For A Third-Term Procedure? Believe It. His Name Is Ahmed.

May 17, 2017
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Nation Under Siege: Berkeley Scientists Have Engineered An Unstoppable Mecha-‘Dreamer’ Capable Of Stealing 6 Jobs At Once

May 17, 2017
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Huge Relief: Russian Officials Can’t Figure Out Which Of The 50 Things President Trump Screamed At Them About ISIS And Airplanes Was Classified Information

May 16, 2017
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Falling Behind: Louisiana Public Schools Are Still Using The Same Hollowed-Out History Textbooks From 1970 To Hold Their Classroom Guns

May 16, 2017
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Legendary Collaboration: The Kid Who Plays ‘Runes: The Card Game’ And The Kid Who Eats Orange Peels Are Sitting Together In The Library

May 16, 2017
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Trump’s Assault On The Environment, Explained In One Eye-Opening Chart And One Toe-Tapping Song

May 16, 2017
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Culture Shock: Everything You Need To Know About ‘The Wire’

May 16, 2017
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Find Out What Jack Nicholson, Katy Perry, And Pierce Brosnan Have To Say

May 16, 2017
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High-Five Boats Rounding The Southern Tip Of Africa, And 4 Other Plans For A Perfect Day In Cape Town

May 15, 2017
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Gift Guide: 6 Gift Ideas To Get Your Fuck Buddy After Their Mom Dies While Trying To Uncover Corruption At The Highest Levels Of Government

May 15, 2017
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Hell Yeah: Wikipedia Is Putting Everyone’s ‘Criminal Allegations’ Section Up Top So You Can Get Right To The Good Shit

May 15, 2017
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Beautiful! This Palestinian And This Israeli Are Friends With Horace The Singing Plumber

May 15, 2017
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Find Out What Buzz Aldrin, Aretha Franklin, And Mark Cuban Have To Say

May 15, 2017
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‘Finger Skateboarding Lets Me Skate In Tiny Places That I Never Could Before’: 5 Questions With Tony Hawk

May 12, 2017
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Tinder Fail: 7 Profile Photos Of Men Frowning And Pulling Out Their Empty Pockets That We Are Definitely Swiping Left On

May 12, 2017
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Embarrassing: Mug Has Recalled 40,000 Cases Of Root Beer That The CEO Just Wanted Back

May 12, 2017
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Find Out What Karl Lagerfeld, Steven Spielberg, And Laura Bush Have To Say

May 12, 2017
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Convince A Young Michael Jordan To Become A Plumber

May 11, 2017
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Major Setback: These Harvard Researchers Successfully Cloned A Wooly Mammoth, But The Janitor Ate It After They Went Home For The Night

May 11, 2017
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