You Will Not Find Hotter Pictures Of Kate Upton Anywhere—This I Vow [UPDATED]
I have traveled far and wide in search of the hottest, most sizzlin’ Kate Upton pics in all the land and have returned with these shots. You will not find hotter pics of Kate Upton anywhere here or beyond the heavens. On my honor, I solemnly pledge this oath…
You will not find a sexier Kate Upton bikini shot than this, for I have sworn it on my father’s name and the name of his father before him.
I shall fall upon my sword in shame if this Kate Upton lingerie pic is not more smokin’ than all other Kate Upton lingerie pics on this, God’s blessed green Earth.
Let any man try and find a Kate Upton image more worthy of an NSFW tag than this topless pic, for verily I say unto thee, it exists not!
With my dying breath I shall attest that this Kate Upton wet T-shirt pic is the hottest non-Photoshopped pic of Kate Upton in all the four realms!
Ne’er shall there be a more revealing cleavage shot of Kate Upton emerging from within a pool than that which I have here vouchsafed thee, on my honor.
Whoever dares question the steaminess of this portrait of Kate Upton wearing glasses, let him produce one more steamy or else come forth and succumb to the cold steel of my sword.
It is my duty, my honor, and my destiny to present you with this, the hottest zero-gravity pic of Kate Upton in all the land.
Nowhere else—not in the mountains to the east, nor on the western seas—shall one find a hotter pic of Kate Upton showing off her rockin’ bod for the camera nearly NUDE, totally UNCENSORED. Behold…
UPDATE: I’ve just heard tell of a hotter picture of Kate Upton just on the outskirts of this website. I have broken my oath! Do it—finish me!