This should only be used as a last resort.
1. The following photos of Vin Diesel have been placed aside for the most dire of circumstances.
2. Should you find yourself in a crisis situation where you are unable to access any other picture of Vin Diesel, only then should you use this emergency reserve photo.
3. Right now it seems unthinkable to ever have to rely on such a limited reserve of Vin Diesel photos, but know that there is always a possibility. Currently, we have a nearly infinite supply of such pictures, but we must not assume this golden age of Vin Diesel photos will last forever. If we are not careful, we will set ourselves up for a harrowing future indeed.
4. Even should an emergency happen, you must be extremely careful in rationing your usage of these Vin Diesel photos. First, ask yourself whether depleting the reserve is a risk you want to take. Are there no other photos you can find of Vin Diesel?
5. Remember: It only takes one irresponsible party to drain our limited stock of Vin Diesel resources for everyone. If you see someone dipping in at inappropriate times, it is your responsibility to stop them.
6. In the event that pictures of Vin Diesel wearing sunglasses have become scarce but there are non-sunglasses pics of Vin Diesel available elsewhere, we would still ask that you not tap this reserve. We know that’s not an easy thing to ask.
7. Here is a picture of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson with actor-performer Vin Diesel. Because this reserve is intended to preserve the world’s stock of Vin Diesel photos, please only use it for Vin Diesel-related emergencies. If you are currently in the midst of a Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson-related emergency, we ask that you find another photo source.
8. So please, once you leave, only return here if you are absolutely positive that you need it. And may we all pray that day never comes. Thank you.