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The Necks Of Wealth: Here Are 7 Billionaires’ Throats

From savvy investors to brilliant inventors, here is your exclusive look at the necks of some of the world’s richest people.

1. Bill Gates

Starting off the list strong, the richest man in the world, Bill Gates, shows that at the top of every great entrepreneur is an equally great neck. No way around it: This trachea coat is a classic.

2. Oprah Winfrey

Curious what kind of neck a classy woman like Oprah Winfrey keeps? We’ve got you covered. As you can tell, the queen of talk supports her head with a neck truly worthy of her station.

3. Elon Musk

No bells and whistles here—Elon Musk’s neck carries the same simple pragmatism the Tesla Motors and SpaceX CEO brings to his industry-leading businesses. It’s hard for children with dreams of founding billion-dollar tech companies to take a look at Elon Musk and not imagine they, too, could one day have similar necks.

4. Warren Buffett

Warren Buffett sports a neck that recalls the rich and powerful of yesteryear. A studier of other successful people his whole life, Buffett looked at the necks of legendary business magnates like Rockefeller and Carnegie and said, “Me too.” Well done, Mr. Buffett.

5. Mark Zuckerberg

Although he has a net worth larger than some small countries, Mark Zuckerberg has kept the very same throat he had in his youth, before he made his fortune. He’s still just a regular-necked kid from New York, and we love him for it.

6. David And Charles Koch

The Koch brothers are two of a kind when it comes to their business sensibilities, but they couldn’t keep more different necks. David is on the left, and Charles is on the right. Guess even billionaires need their necks to stand out from their siblings’.

7. Liliane Bettencourt

You didn’t think we’d forget Liliane Bettencourt’s neck, did you? When most people think of a billionaire’s neck, they’re thinking of French socialite and L’Oreal shareholder Liliane Bettencourt’s throat cozy. Ugh. We. Want. That. Neck!



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