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Best. Sweepstakes. EVER: The Grammys Are Going To Assassinate One Lucky Fan And Feature Them In The ‘In Memoriam’ Reel

If you’ve ever dreamed about being part of music’s biggest night, then get PUMPED because an awesome sweepstakes promotion may make that dream come true: The Grammys are going to feature one lucky fan in their “in memoriam” reel after sending an assassin to the fan’s house to murder them.

OMG! Sign us up now!!

Judging from some serious social buzz, fans are beyond excited at the prospect of A-list celebs grieving over them when their face flashes on screen at the 60th Annual Grammy Awards. All you need to do to enter is submit a short video stating why you think you should be murdered by The Recording Academy and immortalized at the ceremony. And your loved ones will be there to see your big posthumous moment, because the Grammys will cover first-class travel to New York for up to three grieving family members.

Once they apply, participants are asked to share their video on social media with the hashtag #GrieveMeAtTheGrammys. The winner will then be notified when an official Grammys assassin arrives at their home with a professional photographer, who will take tasteful head shots for the reel. The lucky fan even gets to choose their preferred picture before being clinically shot in the temple.

Talk about a five-star treatment!

The Grammy Awards is also guaranteeing that the winner’s somber black-and-white portrait will be featured between two sound editors that no one knows, to ensure they get as much limelight as possible. And here’s the cherry on top: The cameras will cut away to a sobbing Usher right after the winner’s picture is shown. Whoa!

The deadline for this incredible contest is coming up, so if you’re interested in throwing your hat in the ring, send in your application soon. Oscars, pay attention. This is how it’s done!


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