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Editor In Chief: Matt Powers
Head Writer Of Video: Noah Prestwich
Head Writer Of Prose: Adam Levine
Associate Editors/Senior Writers: Steve Etheridge, Lauren Moser
Senior Writer: Dan Abromowitz
Staff Writers: Alex Blechman, Jewel Galbraith, Chris Gilman
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Digital Producer: Daniel Davis
Editorial Assistant: Jessye McGarry
Writing Fellows: Rajat Suresh, Grace Thomas
Writers At Large: Jacy Catlin, Matt Schultz, Lauren Thomas
Contributing Writers: Gerardo Delgado, Bennett Kleinman, Rob Knoll
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